Have you ever noticed how much dick-shaped stuff there is in nature?
my CRYSTAL DICK enamel pin is designed to be reminiscent of finding a suggestive rock or gem in the wild. it's like a little sexual talisman - interpret it and use it however you see fit to harness your masculine energy. it can promote passion, sex positivity, fertility, gender fluidity, or whatever u want it to represent. use them to attract some of that good dick. or u can just wear it because it's cute and kinda funny.
my super-shiny CRYSTAL DICK is approximately 1½" tall and made of heavy, high-quailty hard enamel, with gunmetal detailing and a black rubber clutch closure [EDIT, for some weird reason they sent me the restock with red heart-shaped clutch backs, so that's what you get now!]. some of its facets are made of extra beautiful, multi-dimensional-looking iridescent glitter enamel.
the pin is carded on a backing card featuring a quote by buckminster fuller. now available in pink too if that's what you're into!